So, you're the one, are you?
Japan, home of those stupid electronic egg things, 70% of the world's pornography, 90% of the world's most ignorant people and 80% of the world's fashion crimes. It was also my home for nearly two blissful years.
Despite being the world's most stupid country, Japan can be quite cool, if looked at from the right angle. While flying a stealth bomber loaded with daisy cutters. This is particularly true of Tokyo, a city that is hated by millions but understood by just 2 or 3. It is quite difficult to find anything worth doing in Tokyo, unless you look in the right places. We could tell you where to look. In fact we will, if only because this part of the site would be pretty pointless if we didn't.
The following pages are updated regularly so please bookmark them and return regularly. Please note that the part about being updated regularly will probably turn out to be untrue, but that doesn't necessarily mean that it's a lie.
Cinemas in Tokyo
Tokyo's poor collection of cinemas, and how you can eat them
Learning Japanese
A complete guide to learning Japanese.[INCOMPLETE]
Fuck all to see in Tokyo
A guide to the most important areas of Tokyo. And why I hate them.
Yokohama is cool
What to see, do and eat in Yokohama. And what to wear. But not what to say.
A guide to trains in Japan
How to use(and abuse) Japanese trains.
Broke in Tokyo
A guide for poor people, written by a very poor person.
Visit Japan FAQ
General info on visiting Japan.
Survive in Japan FAQ
General info on living in Japan.
How to cook Japanese Food
Eat lots of rice. And fish. And tofu
Japanese Food
What to order, and how to order it.
Finding a job
Getting a visa, working at Nova, finding something better.
Essential Reading
Books, books and boat hooks.
Essential Viewing
Japanese films and directors.
Budo
Learning martial arts in Japan.
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